Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
By Johnny B. Laughing
- Release Date: 2015-08-04
- Genre: Fiction & Literature
Description
Yo Mama Jokes Bible!
350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama is so fat…
Yo mama is so skinny…
Yo mama is so old…
Yo mama is so tall…
Yo mama is so short…
Yo mama is so stupid…
Yo mama is so poor…
Yo mama is so ugly…
Yo mama is so bald…
Yo mama is so hairy…
Yo mama is so lazy…
Other Yo mama jokes…
ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES!
Yo mama is so stupid… she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg’s new song!
Yo mama is so fat… she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed!
Yo mama is so tall… Shaq looks up to her!
Yo mama is so ugly… she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease!
Yo mama is so skinny… when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms!
Yo mama is so old… she has an autographed Bible!
Yo mama is so short … you can see her feet on her driver’s license!
Yo mama is so hairy… that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mama is so fat… she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!
Yo mama is so stupid… she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!
Yo mama is so old… her memory is in black and white!
Yo mama is so poor… she put a Happy Meal on layaway!
Yo mama is so ugly… she’s the reason blind dates were invented!
Yo mama is so short… she can use a sock for a sleeping bag!
Yo mama is so bald… you can see what’s on her mind!
Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing
The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes!
Reviews
A Swing & A Miss
2By Linklex7I can’t say anything special about this book. It’s a bunch of Yo Mama jokes and only like 1% of the jokes were actually funny.Blah
1By greatbookreads7000Hate it hate it hate it.I is very offensive and people should be more considerate of what they write I don’t like this book👎👎Good for school
5By Jazzy queen2This is so good for school like when it is lunchtime there is this kid who be trying me and I be saying things that he does it like and it is about his mom and he be talking about my mom and he be like oh stop talking about my mom I am like how about you and he just get mad but this is so good.Rude
1By vicya101Some parts of it is rude and don’t buy bookMeh
2By alifligirlI liked it and hated it. It got boring.🥱Umm
3By MamadevDosent workCool jokes
5By yub_beastIt’s a nice book with nice jokesSinful
1By Sinless ManSinful Stuff don’t read at allNo point
1By I'm-Reading-Hold-UpThis book is a total waste of time and money. This book maybe a joke book but it copy’s every single joke I know or others made up! It seems like somebody plagiarized “yo momma” jokes And made it sound like he wrote it. Lame 😒, three things I will say are bad about it is 1. THE TITLE 2. EVERY JOKE and finally THE PERSON that made it. To be honest the person that made it is probably a 11 year old that is white af and sits in his moms basement eating cheese curds and grinding on roblox 🤯. Don’t buy this, it is a book that will give you one Laff and take away 10 minutes of your life. I can’t even express how bad it is! Wait yes I can.......🤧🤒🤢🤮🤕...... there now maybe you can realize that there are better things to do than look on your phone trying to get better at jokes because you friend seems like a genius because of his comebacks. I will give you one.... your forehead looking like a hole potato 🥔 you skinny pickle.... I have a better one to...... you are looking like burnt oatmeal that was put In the microwave for 30 minutes with no water.... hoped that helped? But seriously 😐 don’t by the book maybe you should go outside and get some sun ☀️. A lot more than the 11 year in his moms basement. 🤓copy
1By CoolmanCorey1this idiot stole the real yo mama jokes and put them here liek wat is this crap and I hate it a offensive big time and my brother can’t stand this crappy book anymore ok and sub to flamingo