America Again
By Stephen Colbert
- Release Date: 2012-10-02
- Genre: Humor
Description
Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than . You could say we're the #1 nation at being the best at greatness.
But as perfect as is in every single way, is broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around--we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to , and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the Four Seasons Hotel doesn't even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. You have to dial an extension! Where did we lose our way?!
It's high time we restored to the greatness it never lost!
Luckily, AMERICA AGAIN will singlebookedly pull this country back from the brink. It features everything from chapters, to page numbers, to fonts. Covering subject's ranging from healthcare ("I shudder to think where we'd be without the wide variety of prescription drugs to treat our maladies, such as think-shuddering") to the economy ("Life is giving us lemons, and we're shipping them to the Chinese to make our lemon-flavored leadonade") to food ("Feel free to deep fry this book-it's a rich source of fiber"), Stephen gives America the dose of truth it needs to get back on track.
Reviews
Horrible Format
1By Instigator987Completely unreadable on the iPhone, almost like it is a PDF but with two pages on one. To read anything you have to zoom in and constantly scroll around like viewing a horribly optimized web page in Safari. Was really looking forward to reading this book but it is practically impossible. Wish I could get a refund... and wish someone had mentioned this in the reviews.America Again
5By Waterdoc@Colbert at his best!Great Book
5By PDubbleYou!If you're a fan of the Colbert Report, you'll love this book! Informative parody at its finest!Great
5By Cleafus1Absolutely hilarious! Get it.Not iPad optimized
1By jedimacfanThis book is funny, but the poor iPad optimization is disappointing. This looks like the free ebook format that Blurb offers and is not an iPad optimized .epub format like most books from the iTunes store. I expected better quality from Stephen Colbert.One of his bestest!
5By catlick boyEven the cover drools the Founding Fathers' nectar of the Americanism that they were born with.Bests book ever
5By Diana CardenasI have all of the Colbert books, absolutely the greats thing you will ever read. Come join the Colbert nation!!= )
5By Kevk26Man is a genius.