Ask Alloway: Expert Advice for the Confuzled and Bamboozled

The world's first compilation of life advice as told by a rat. Meet famous agony-rodent, Alloway (who runs a regular column in the Ratto Bamboozlin' Facebook group). Heal your broken heart. Learn all about the mysterious ways of hoomans. Find out the meaning of life. Includes a bonus astrology section. Warning: not for children under 12 or pets under three months.