FIND HAPPINESS THROUGH NEGATIVE THINKING

Award-Winning Humor and Satire
~ Winner, Humor — 2023 National Indie Excellence Award
~ Winner, Humor/Comedy/Satire — 2022 Best Book Awards (American Book Fest)
~ 1st Place Winner, Fiction: Humor — 2022 PenCraft Book Awards
~ Finalist, Humor/Comedy — 2022 Next Generation Indie Book Awards

A Biting, Laugh-Out-Loud Self-Help Satire for Anyone Who's Done Pretending Everything's Fine
Whether you see the glass half-full, half-empty, or shattered on the floor, this brutally honest hilarious self-help spoof is here to blow up the toxic positivity myth. Because sometimes the only way to feel better... is to admit how much everything sucks.

Find Happiness through Negative Thinking is the perfect read for anyone who's tired of being told "your thoughts create your reality"—especially when reality keeps ignoring your affirmations.

Who Is This Book For?
~ Frustrated optimists who can't understand why positive thinking keeps producing negative results
~ Struggling pessimists who've discovered that expecting the worst actually works
~ Overthinkers, worrywarts, and cynical realists desperate for a break from all the motivational BS

If “good vibes only” makes you cringe, this book was written for you.

WARNING: The advice in this book violates every respectable mental health guideline and laughs in the face of “evidence-based” psychology.

Positive thinking didn’t fail you. It just never stood a chance.

CAUTION: Optimists who read this book may experience nausea, denial, or spontaneous positivity withdrawal.

Do you ever feel like a piñata getting pounded from all sides by things going wrong?

BREAK THROUGH: If positive thinking hasn’t worked for you, maybe it’s time to think... negatively. Because happiness might not come from forcing yourself to feel good—but from finally laughing at how bad things really are.

Inside this Insanely Uplifting Book, You'll Discover:
~ Why the the Screw Youniverse doesn't care about your good vibes
~ How to shatter the glass-half-full delusion—permanently
~ Why “it could be worse” is both true and strangely inspiring
~ How to find happiness when everything absolutely sucks
~ Advice so absurd, you’ll start to wonder why it actually makes sense

The Self-Help Book for People Who Think Self-Help is a Scam
Has positive thinking let you down? Then this book might help in ways even your emotional support animal can’t—by serving up a daily dose of relief, realism, and razor-sharp sarcasm.

Were you taught to “think positive” from the day you were born? It’s time to let that go. Starting now, you can be reborn—and Find Happiness through Negative Thinking.