Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
By Chelsea Handler
In these personal essays, the hilarious comedian and Chelsea Lately host reflects on family, love life, and the absurdities of adulthood with "cheeky candor" and signature wit (Philadelphia Inquirer).
Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!
Chelsea Handler on . . .Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy." Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."
Funny5By Hoffman the GreatCracked me up!
Loved it5By JesscroCrazy but very relatable to my life. I love books like this that has humor and a great story, big fan, a must read!
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang5By Frequent PizzaCompletely hysterical. Rarely do I have the opportunity to relax and read a book for pleasure. I laughed out loud countless times while reading this. It was a good choice for my precious few leisure hours.
Freaking hilarious5By FnyguyIt was a great read and had me laughing like an idiot.
amazing!5By WillSimpson123ive always idolized chelsea handler because of her humor, to me shes just so funny! this book definitely shows she an incredibly amusing person all the time, and i love it.. worth the money, trust me!
Fun3By Southernchick2uSo nice to see someone in Hollywood have an awesome sense of humor.
Humorous5By MFoster210Incredibly funny!
Just buy the book already!5By TyygerStyleFrom beginning to end, absolutely laugh-out-loud HILARIOUS!
Blah1By Hope1323Not worth it..... I used to think she was funny, but after reading this book, I changed my mind.
Loved it!5By Ralexa87Very funny! Read it twice and it was just as good the second time around. Couldn't put it down!