My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old

By Dave Barry

My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old - Dave Barry
  • Release Date: 2001-03-15
  • Genre: Humor

Description

Dave Barry isn't just funny. His wit cuts right to the core of life's absurdities. In "My Teenage Son's Greatest Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old" and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry, Dave shares his hopes, fears, and insights about his own stint as a father. "Most people make babies out to be very complicated, but the truth is they have only three moods: Mood One: Just about to cry. Mood Two: Crying. Mood Three: Just finished crying."