Fat Vampire
By Adam Rex
- Release Date: 2010-07-27
- Genre: Humor for Young Adults
Description
Doug Lee is undead quite by accident—attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. When he has no luck finding some goth chick with a vampire fetish, he resorts to sucking the blood of cows under cover of the night. But it's just not the same.
Then he meets the new Indian exchange student and falls for her—hard. Yeah, he wants to bite her, but he also wants to prove himself to her. But like the laws of life, love, and high school, the laws of vampire existence are complicated—it's not as easy as studying Dracula. Especially when the star of Vampire Hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. . . .
Searing, hilarious, and always unexpected, Fat Vampire is a satirical tour de force from one of the most original writers of fiction today.
Reviews
Suspenseful and shocking!
5By juuust_jerryThe ending kinda confused me...but it was PHENOMENAL!!!Really
4By Joshua SeanGreat until the end..Did the author run out of time?
2By landonfThe book was very entertaining, right up until the author completely bombed on the ending chapters and somehow managed to leave me wishing I hadn't bothered reading the book at all.Sample
5By Norse babeRead the sample I will buy this when it's released it's a humorous story of a not so likely vampire I'm curious as to where the story will lead... Update I did buy this and for the most part it was pretty good.... Til the end WHY did the author do that to this book?? I demand a rewrite of the endDisappointing...
3By alexStudioStarts out rocky - steadies out for the most part and is pretty good for most of the book - then the last two chapters will blow your mind; never have you seen a good story turn to utter crap so fast. Worst ending I've read in a long time.Really??
3By JadenDantesThe book was good up until the end. I was really disappointed.Ugh... Seriously?!
1By Stevie ObergI received an ARC of this novel a long while ago and I am so sorry that I read it. The cover is where the awesomeness of this book ends. It was downright horrible.
