Assholes Finish First
By Tucker Max
- Release Date: 2010-09-28
- Genre: Humor
Description
The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.
What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.
Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”
You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:
• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?
The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:
His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an a*****e.
Reviews
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3By GreatBrittainWGreat! Wonderful sequel!
5By aholddddIn this book, you see the same old Tucker Max, but it seems apparent to me that Tucker also attempts to humanize himself after the hero-like status he gained from his site and IHTSBIH while still remaining uproariously hilarious. Bravo, sir.Most hilarious book I've ever read!
5By C-rad1712Love this book! Highly recommended if you love laughing your butt off!College Version of Penthouse Forum
2By Vendrell77If there are guilty pleasures for book reading,this is one. It's hard to believe that this guy is considered an author. But then again, most Housewives of whatever city have "written" books too.lol
5By dewayne stegallthis book is to funny and i hate reading andevrything thats has to do with books but i love this one almost made me start laughing in the middle of the classUnbelievably awesome
5By swlcmhcThis book made me laugh so hard. The reference sections to see more about what he wrote about was great. I highly recommend googling the tucker max sex-ray video.My HERO!!!!
5By HappeeWriteHe got my unit through a rough tour in Iraq doing Detainee Operations in Camp Bucca, and Kuwait doing flight ops on Ali Al Salem Air Base (23 miles from Iraqi boarder)!!! Wonderful writer who portrays things in a way that are relatable and just plain hilarious!!!! My husband and I sit around reading his books on our down time and try not to die laughing!!! Though where are 'Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories' and 'The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines'?Brilliant
5By Leftyx315Tucker Max has done it again! He is absolutely brilliant. Very few books can make me say I've peed myself reading them..this is one of them!AWESOME!!!!!
4By Brayden0528274737I loved it. I have been a fan for a long time and can't stop re-reading his books. It was great but unfortunately it wasn't as funny as the last one. I think I am a little more mature now and that's why it wasn't so funny but it still had some pretty hilarious parts. Tucker Max is one of my idols and I will probably name my first born son after him. Thank you for the experience of writing this and I can't wait for the next one to come out tomorrow.Hilarious
5By DVader.Not only was this book hilarious but it also helped me realize why people do things they do, it also reassured me that I am a good person.Hilarious
5By Ross HeymanIt was an awesome bookAmazing
5By Colt LongIt's freaking hilarious. Buy it and it'll be the funniest 10 bucks you ever spent.The other side of Max
4By AndrewC18Most of you getting ready to read this probably already read I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell (IHTSBIH), if not I suggest reading it before you jump into this one. I have never in my life finished a book on my own, until IHTSBIH and now AFF. Tucker Max is not only a great writer but is open and honest about his life. I thought I had a good idea of he personality until I was corrected by the less exciting yet still enticing second half of AFF. I definitely recommend this and any other Tucker Max book. I do suggest it to a mature audience though. Enjoy!Lp
4By Dan oooooI want to do a midget so bad!Worth the $$$ and THEN SOME!
5By Head.B.in.CHARGEYour don't have to read "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" to really enjoy this book. It's a great read and you won't want to put it down. I read it at work and it ended up being passed among my coworkers once I was done bc everyone was curious to know why I was stifling giggles so much!! My dad read it and cracked up!! It's basically a-hole Fratboy meets world....in a very socially awkward and careless fashion!!Funny. Too funny
5By WhitisThis guy's stories have kept me and my battle's laughin for hours. Thanks for the morale boost.Very good book
5By JuneauDudeAs someone who is extremely picky with books, this is one I stay up to read. It's absolutely hilarious. And that's a good book if it can pull me in like this one has. I wanted to buy the actual book at the local bookstore, but I couldn't wait after reading the preview. It's a very good mixture of humor, honesty, grittiness, and fun. It's overall a great book. I'm surprised someone who's done all this crap you will read about, and legibly go back and write about it in a proper manner while retaining the story. Worth the money.Very Entertaining
4By GgonzTucker Max is truly a modern-day Hunter S. Thompson. In a time when male chauvinism has basically disappeared from popular culture and has been literally taken over by feminism, Max goes all out in portraying himself as the epitome of what popular twentieth century male authors were. Certainly a breath of fresh air, I really enjoyed reading this! I would definitely recommend it!!Must Read
5By PeterValdezGreatest book ever!! Non stop laughter from cover to cover.
