How to Archer
By Sterling Archer
- Release Date: 2012-01-17
- Genre: Humor
Description
Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work. If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . . Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed). So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library. (Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)
Reviews
Sweet
5By gavdawg1313Awesome bookIf You Love Archer....
5By Shooter0730Then you'll love this book. It's like having a private sit down with him. And don't forget to read the footnotes. They're quite awesome.Great and hilarious
5By Mat93111Perfect if you love archerAmazing!
5By Ke$haFan117Not only do I love the awesome show, but I also love the awesome book! It's hilarious. I would give it 10 stars if I could.Could be great
3By specterkcI enjoed this book and I am glad I have it, BUT I think this book is best served as an audiobook. I find the dialouge of Archer to be extremely funny but I think a crucial aspect of the hilarity is in the way H. Jon Benjamin voices Archer. Would get it? At this price point, yes. At the full price? Eh.Great book
5By tobirayzGreat book !How to Archer by Sterling Archer
5By ¥¥gingersnapz¥¥Hilarious! I laughed out loud at almost every page. Clever and irreverant, with some great cocktail recipes thrown in! If only I had a Woodhouse to whip them up for me... ;)Hilarious!
5By GalaxystarrxReading this was just like watching the show. A great way to get a dose of archer between seasons. If you love the show you'll love this book.Hilarious
5By DwizurdI can't tell you how many times I laughed out loud. I love the show, and the style in which the book is written just screams Archer. I will definitely read it again, only next time, it will be with a Martini in hand.Great!
5By DangerzooonneeSo if you love the show you will LOVE the book!! Absolutely hilarious! For improvement all I have to say is AUDIO BOOK!!!