What to Expect When You're Expected
By David Javerbaum & Mike Loew
- Release Date: 2009-10-13
- Genre: Humor
Description
This new second edition is filled with the latest, most accurate wombhood information, including comforting answers to hundreds of questions, such as
• “My mother just took a sip of white wine. Am I going to end up looking like some Chernobyl baby now?”
• “So far Mommy is spending most of her pregnancy in a state of stress, anxiety, and depression. Which one should she focus on?”
• “I’m kicking as hard as I can, but Mom says it feels like ‘butterflies fluttering.’ Am I doing something wrong?”
• “Why do my parents blast Mozart at me every night right when I’m trying to sleep?!?”
• “To the nearest hundred, how many people should Mommy invite to my birth?”
Reviews
Horrible!!!
1By Dani15829Not entertaining and not helpful!!!!Hilarious
5By MrBGeorgiaThis book was one of the funniest, laugh-out-loud books I have read since my zygote years!