5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)
By The Oatmeal
- Release Date: 2011-03-01
- Genre: Humor
Description
In Matthew Inman's New York Times best selling 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.
Sixtry of Inman's comic illustrations and life-bending guides are presented in full-color inside 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides). Consider such handy advice as: 4 Reasons to Carry a Shovel at All Times, 6 Types of Crappy Hugs, 8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved One Plans to Eat You, 17 Things Worth Knowing About Your Cat, and 20 Things Worth Knowing About Beer.
Reviews
Awesome
5By I ain't tellinglyIt's AMAZINGGreat content, poor delivery
3By HambonethugCan you please make this read like your Bears Should Wear Underpants book? Having two pages on the screen as the only viewing option greatly detracts from the experience.That a mean thing to do😡
1By JAYDEE JORDANWhy would you want to punch a dolphin in the face its not like they purposely attack you!i hate this book
1By Xxchayannxxwho do u think u are to be writing a book about 5 reasons to punch a dolphins in the mouth cause i can name 300 reasons to punch u in the face so shut. Up your stupid face and get a freakin lifeGood stuff
5By VimzyTake my monies!Epicest. Comic. Book. EVER!!!
5By Zeke605OMG SUPER BIG-TIME HOLLA!The mind of matthew
5By Gazoo69This is one awesome book, tho I do recommend checking the website first to see if the comedic stylings are in your neighborhood. Loved the high fives and the oatmeal definitely deserves a jumping high ten for this.Great version!
4By MiscLiisaThis is a great digital representation of this humor title! I love having this handy when people mention The Oatmeal.Awesome
5By scottrodJust when you think it couldn't get funnier - it just keeps you reeling. I plan to gift this to everyone I know.Funny but hard to use
3By Kevin G. HerreraNormal navigation menus in iBooks is non-existent and makes it difficult to traverse. Also, the images are glitchy in that they randomly disappear and suddenly show up as you're trying to flip the page.Awesome book!
5By emsazoI wish I knew earlier that this would be available for my iPad before I bought the actual book. D: Oh well. I'll just re-buy it when I get more money. :DFantastic Book!!!
5By Great190683If I could give this book a thousand stars, I would. The Oatmeal is a comic genius who had created a masterpiece. However, I own the physical book, and cannot speak as to the functionality of the iBooks version. To everyone who has problems with the iBooks version, just go out and buy the book and support this AMAZING author!Book might be a fine read but...
1By melaniasThis book has to be fixed. You have to read it as if it were a PDF file, not an iBook. Also, if you go to the table of contents and click on the cover page, the whole app locks up, freezing on an enlarger section of the cover. The overall interface is very clunky.
