The Adorable Boyfriend's Secret Weapon

We all know most guys have the best of intentions when it comes to those big days with their girlfriends. Unfortunately, we also know they usually screw them up royally or forget them entirely.

But no more. The cavalry is here. 

The Adorable Boyfriend’s Secret Weapon is the foolproof plan to turn insensitive cavemen into charming Casanovas. It’s simple. It’s easy. And if they follow the guidelines, the average Neanderthal will never miss another special day, never have to make up another lame excuse and never again have to stall for time as he figures out exactly why the little lady is giving him her “What-the-heck-is-wrong-with-you?” look.

In other words, whether you’re a bumbling boyfriend or an exasperated girlfriend, you’re holding the answer to all of your problems in your hand right now. Enjoy it.

And you’re welcome.