500+ Jokes for Kids
By Anonymous & Ronghua Xiang
- Release Date: 2012-10-31
- Genre: Humor
Description
500 + jokes for kids
Very interesting!!!
You must read!!!
The Things Kids Say
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear." She said, "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
Give Me a Dollar
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?
God's Child
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"
The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.
The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person, and I cannot remember his name!"