The Golden Retriever Bible: The Top 20 Poses & Their Hilarious Historical Meanings
By David Anderson
- Release Date: 2025-12-16
- Genre: Humor
Description
đž Do you live with a Golden Retriever? Then you already know⌠They donât just sit, sleep, or lie down.â¨They perform. They sprawl upside down like furry airplanes.â¨They melt halfway off couches.â¨They stare into your soul while you eat.â¨They lean on you like they were built specifically for comfort and love. The Golden Retriever Bible: Top 20 Poses & What They Mean is a heartwarming, humorous celebration of the everyday poses that make Golden Retrievers one of the most beloved breeds in the world. This book lovingly decodes 20 classic Golden Retriever poses, explaining what each one really means â emotionally, historically (sort of), and hilariously. đ Inside this book, youâll discover: âď¸ The adorable meanings behind your Goldenâs most common (and ridiculous) posesâ¨âď¸ Sweet, funny descriptions that every Golden owner will instantly recognizeâ¨âď¸ Playful âWhat We Think the History of This Pose Isâ stories inspired by the breedâs real originsâ¨âď¸ A warm, sentimental tone that celebrates the Golden Retrieverâs loving personalityâ¨âď¸ Original, sketch-style illustrations that capture the heart of the breed From The Upside-Down Airplane to The Snuggle Bomb, from The Shoulder Lean to The Human Impersonator, this book is a joyful tribute to the small moments that make life with a Golden Retriever so special. đ Perfect for: ⢠Golden Retriever ownersâ¨â˘ Dog lovers and pet parentsâ¨â˘ Gifts for dog moms and dog dadsâ¨â˘ Anyone who believes dogs are familyâ¨â˘ Readers who love humor, warmth, and feel-good storytelling Whether youâre reading this with your Golden curled up beside you or gifting it to someone who understands âGolden life,â this book will make you smile, laugh, and say: âThatâs EXACTLY my dog.â
